grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

"Would losing me even be a loss?"
(All I wonder)

twerkerus:

I literally complain about everything this is becoming a problem

babygoatsandfriends:

bow-to-unicorn:

So I was looking up ombre hair color ideas and was not disappointed. 

agreed

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post